The Music Abuser

We've posted an audio podcast begging for help, because as you may have noticed, we have not done a show in some time. There are two main reasons for this:

1. FSC's studio equipment is junky, poorly maintained, and no longer records the show.
2. Against all odds, we've graduated. Not being students anymore, they finally have a legitimate reason to kick us out of the studio.

We're getting antsy and we imagine you are as well. We need to continue putting on The Music Abuser and you damned well need to hear it. We need your help though.

We'd like to put together a suitcase studio so we can do the show wherever we please. Your little sister's bedroom closet, for example. With a little help from you, we'll be back to ruining music for all to enjoy!

We've got a suitcase from a dumpster, here's what we still need help with:

• Mixer
• 2 Microphones

To further illustrate our genius, we utilized our training in higher level mathematics while recording the drunken commentary for our movie. In a flash of inspiration we formulated this incisive look into the cosmos. While it's admittedly staggering in its complexity, it ultimately shows how vital you our loyal fans are to our success. By helping us buy the aforementioned equipment, you make ruining music a mathematical certainty.

Now obviously our musical spooge in your ear is more than worth your donations, but we have a special treat for you. For a donation of 20$, we'll send you a copy of our fantastic new movie, American Sexmatic: The Rise and Fall and Rise Again of The Music Abuser, fully featured with outtakes, production stills, commentary, and more! Hell, we can probably even convince ourselves to personalize and autograph it for you. We have that power.

The goal is build a studio and continue doing the show, but without enough donations we won't be able to afford it. So please, if you've ever enjoyed suffering through our show, if you've ever enjoyed making someone else suffer through the show, help us. God help you if you don't.